Thursday, July 16, 2009

Neon Lights, Neon Frights

orange and pink and blue and yellow!

it's amazing how people were cured from colour coordination disability in the 80's to going only monochromatic in the 2000's. GSS prefer colours! Just like Paris Hilton!

life will be very meaningless if there's no Colour! it's like studying with only black and white text irks us! that's is why the invention of Highlighter Pens! to high light the points that we should take note and makes studying a little more happier.

but when it gets too much. you may..

disrupt traffic.

distract concentration.

and you cause a whole massive discussion on a fashion critic blog without a purpose.

see, GSS proves the point.

ah, shut up about the badly cropped photos. GSS blogs, not edit photos.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

tribute to MJ - get the style

GSS gives our deepest condolence to the King of Pop whom, not one else, can ever replace. When we got the news like everyone else, we're like " WTH?! finally someone is ditching mini pants!" Sorry, we didn't mean to show no respect to the deceased. That's why we're got going to show the real photos.

enjoy the pictures of MJ inspired style. man, i love the woman.

shit you.
do you even think GSS will let go the perfect chance to "share" the style?
lesson 101 of the day!

now, you don't have to go the extra mile to look so much like the king of pop, (just like what the fans all over the world are doing) you can simply grab them at the stretch of your hands! isn't it wonderful? GSS knew to be the king of pop is never difficult. you just need the right person to explain them better to you.

Step 1 :
it's ok if you find brands on it.

Find a white glove, thick enough, and stick glitters on it.

Step 2:

Grab your younger brother/ sister's pants. it's ok if you can't button, all you need for it is to be short enough. make sure when you kick, or when you glide across the floor, it will go above the ankle.

Step 3:

When your pants go above the ankle, make sure you wear the right white socks to cover your hairy leg. Remember: the socks must be white.

that's what i'm talking about. hairy legs.

Optional Step:

Clip a wooden peg on your nose for 5hours before you leave the place for a sharper nose.

Ditch concealers, Pour Talcum powder all over your body.

ah, feels good isn't it?

There you go!!
You're gonna look as ridiculous as Dirty Diana!

YAY! :)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

grammy's hot mama

when everyone's hots about the Grammy's 2009. Who's hot and who's not. GSS apparently found someone that's hot and not, at the same time.

below is a picture of 1 0f the 100 hideous look from NYmag.

WTH?! who on earth will take this seriously?
apparently yes...

M.I.A - Grammy nominee for song of the year, paperplanes. whom did a performance when her baby is due.

GSS : not all hot mama can actually pull of a hideous outfit. i mean, with that bump u look almost hideous in everything! Great Job to M.I.A :)

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Emperor's New clothes **explicit content**

you know how the story goes?

about this haughty emperor who cares more about his clothes and wanted to have a Jimmy Choo dress too ? 2 smart idiots promised the Jimmy Choo and out they came the hottest design. The emperor was so pleased with it and he went out like this ....

The emperor went out to parade to his people his new dress in the inaugration ceremony. and a little boy from the crowd exclaimed " He's not even wearing anything!! "

mind you - this is in the READY-TO-WEAR category. it's so hideous. i just have to post it.

taken from :)

Thursday, January 22, 2009


Dear worshippers, new converts of GSS,

it is GSS' utmost sincere apology to all the readers out there who are anticipating our latest fashion critic. We couldn't help it as our director-in-chief went berserk over a long term confinement (actually we lost the key to the toilet cubicle n she locked herself up) , hence the delay in all the operations of GSS, we gave ourselves a well deserved break over the festive season.

but no! we are not gone for good! we're charged up and back for more humours in the latest fashion seen, what's up for the now, and new people to watch out for!

since you guys have been so patient over the past month, why not wait a little while longer while we bring you the juciest fashion fruits?!

till then,
Team GSS